I’ll tell you what I need
February 19, 2009 on 9:31 am | In entertainment |Go to Google and type your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Andrew needs” - notice the first 10 intelligible sentences that come up. Here’s what I got (with my responses in brackets):
1. Wendy needs a patient, loving, and committed family who can provide structure. [I kind of have that already]
2. Wendy needs a little time. [I could always use some time]
3. Wendy needs every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find. [Oh heavens, do I ever!]
4. Wendy Needs to Wake Up! [Can…Can they see me?]
5. Wendy needs help to join the US Cavers Forum. [The what now?]
6. Wendy needs Mac help fast. [I don’t have a Mac. But I wouldn’t mind getting a Big Mac. Who’s up for Mcdonald’s? No one?]
7. Wendy Needs a Roommate!! [Yeah, Brandon never pays his rent.]
8. Spendy Wendy needs to Stoppy Shoppy. [Bahahaha. Best. Sentence. Ever.]
9. Wendy needs time and space says McLeish. [Thanks, McLeish]
10. Wendy needs your help! Help me! I’m lost & sick & cold! [Um. I’m thinking maybe this Wendy is a dog that should maybe be put to sleep.]
Good fun!
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too funny…..
BRIANA U NEED 2 CHANEGD UR PASSWORD BECUZ SUM1 HACKED INTO UR MYSPACE POSTING BULLITINS BORDS DAT R NASTY
(what makes it funny is that someone just hacked jeff’s passwords & tried to steal over $800 from our bank account via paypal)
Comment by Briana — February 24, 2009 #
My name is no fun with this game, even when I spell it differently. I got only two kind-of sentences. Definitely not as much fun as yours was!
Comment by Adena — February 26, 2009 #
1.Marcus Needs A Home (yes, what of it?)
2.Marcus needs to stop handing people weap(concerns GOW2)
3.Marcus needs to get a ride by rElEAsIng mY whOlE rOstEr tO stArt AnEw tEAm I gOt ( My eyes!)
4. Marcus needs a father who will guide and teach him the essential to becoming a proud and productive man. (Ok..)
5.Marcus Needs To Do Less Memes.(habeeb it)
6.Marcus needs a hug! (I would love one)
7.marcus needs to talk who he really is (sure?)
8.Lobbyist and advocate Bob Marcus needs your help to promote CoSponsors for HR 8. (i’ll pass)
9.MySpace profile for Marcus(needs a good drummer). (already have one)
10.Marcus needs to go and eat some more cats or whatever. (aww)
Comment by Schellinkhout — June 18, 2009 #