I’ll tell you what I need
February 19, 2009 on 9:31 am | In entertainment | 3 CommentsGo to Google and type your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Andrew needs” - notice the first 10 intelligible sentences that come up. Here’s what I got (with my responses in brackets):
1. Wendy needs a patient, loving, and committed family who can provide structure. [I kind of have that already]
2. Wendy needs a little time. [I could always use some time]
3. Wendy needs every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find. [Oh heavens, do I ever!]
4. Wendy Needs to Wake Up! [Can…Can they see me?]
5. Wendy needs help to join the US Cavers Forum. [The what now?]
6. Wendy needs Mac help fast. [I don’t have a Mac. But I wouldn’t mind getting a Big Mac. Who’s up for Mcdonald’s? No one?]
7. Wendy Needs a Roommate!! [Yeah, Brandon never pays his rent.]
8. Spendy Wendy needs to Stoppy Shoppy. [Bahahaha. Best. Sentence. Ever.]
9. Wendy needs time and space says McLeish. [Thanks, McLeish]
10. Wendy needs your help! Help me! I’m lost & sick & cold! [Um. I’m thinking maybe this Wendy is a dog that should maybe be put to sleep.]
Good fun!