No one glares at you online
September 14, 2007 on 8:50 am | In random |Dear old guy in the lingerie section of Macy’s,
You know that look I gave you? When you were way too close for comfort and inspecting that pair of undies? Yeah, that was a “go away, pervert” look. I understand that some men have good reason to go into the lingerie section, buying gifts for girlfriends, wives, and mistresses. But I have a feeling that wasn’t what you were there for. Which is why I gave you that look. Next time try not to look so skeevy. Or better yet, shop online.
Sincerely, Me.
2 Comments »
RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI
Yay! Super funny…though, there are funky guys who linger mysteriously. And the random guys who just hover near the dressing rooms? Are you hoping for a peak? Get a life!
Oh, next time you should growl at him and watch him dash away in horror
Comment by Replacement Receptionist — September 14, 2007 #
LOL!
Comment by Ryan — September 16, 2007 #