We're Not Unreasonable

The Dane pointed me to this seriously funny song by Jonathan Coulton called "Re: Your Brains." The song is not only catchy, but it's also a business-like and reasonable plea to open the door from a zombie to a coworker:

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes...
I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we’ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we’ll table this for now

And if that song isn't awesome enough, there's a youtube video where some people used WoW to make a music video with the song. It starts off slow, but by the chorus it's pretty funny.

Check out Jonathan Coulton's site for more great songs.