Sweet Green Things

Since I'm on the subject of things Brandon doesn't like, I thought I'd talk about how much he hates the nickname "sugar booger."

My dad called me that sometimes when I was little, and I never thought a thing about it until Brandon's repulsed reaction to the name. I suppose it is more of a southern thing, making bodily excretions into nicknames by rhyming them with a pleasant word.

Can you think of any more cool southern nicknames?