Mosaic Life

Dienstag, November 14, 2006

I Will Remember You (and your teeth)

Two things I always remember about people: their teeth and their eye color.

I always notice people's eyes first. And even if I can't remember their name, I can tell you what color their eyes are. That Jillian girl from first grade? Dark brown. My math teacher who talked like she had peanut butter behind her front teeth? Light blue. Seriously, if I've met you, I probably know what color your eyes are. Unfortunately, that's not really a skill that pays off, ever.

As for people's teeth, that's probably something I'd prefer not to remember in most cases. Because most people? They generally don't have great teeth. I can think of a few people off the top of my head whose teeth I'd describe as "rodent-esque", buttery, or English. Not that I have amazing teeth, but they're straight (yay braces!) and pretty white.
Who do I think has great teeth? Reese Witherspoon.


See? Pretty teeth! I'm sure she probably has veneers, but still. Totally worth the money.