On Roadside Signs
Brandon: (Reading a sign by the highway) Go slow, arrive alive.
Wendy: Isn't that a little redundant? Because you'd have to be alive to arrive.
Brandon: Go slow, arrive late. That's what the sign should say.
Wendy: But you could arrive somewhere, even on time, and not be alive. Like if you were going down to the morgue. Then they'd be like, hey she's here on time! She's dead, though. Dead, but punctual!
Wendy: Isn't that a little redundant? Because you'd have to be alive to arrive.
Brandon: Go slow, arrive late. That's what the sign should say.
Wendy: But you could arrive somewhere, even on time, and not be alive. Like if you were going down to the morgue. Then they'd be like, hey she's here on time! She's dead, though. Dead, but punctual!
