H-a-ll-ooo-w-e-e-nnn
Happy Halloween! Brandon and I didn't have time/energy to carve a jack-o-latern this year, so I present to you last year's pumpkin, Stewie Griffin. I've been getting a good bit of hits for this image, so I figured it's good enough to make up for our laziness pumpkin-wise.

We didn't really buy any Halloween candy this year because we live on campus, and hopefully little kids realize that college students are poor enough as it is, and if they can afford candy they sure as heck aren't giving it up to little kids whose parents can spend over $50 on their princess/lion costume. That candy is their nutrition, or sad attempt at nutrition.
You know, I wonder who the first person was to start poisoning Halloween candy. Do they feel proud that they're the reason for years of paranoia for parents? And who put razors in apples? Wouldn't it be obvious that they were in there, as apples turn brown when they've been pierced? Why would anyone take the extra effort to poison candy, anyway? I'm happy when I actually remembered to buy candy, so it's highly unlikely, at my most disgruntled, that I'd take the energy to tamper with it.
Anyway, have a great Halloween!

We didn't really buy any Halloween candy this year because we live on campus, and hopefully little kids realize that college students are poor enough as it is, and if they can afford candy they sure as heck aren't giving it up to little kids whose parents can spend over $50 on their princess/lion costume. That candy is their nutrition, or sad attempt at nutrition.
You know, I wonder who the first person was to start poisoning Halloween candy. Do they feel proud that they're the reason for years of paranoia for parents? And who put razors in apples? Wouldn't it be obvious that they were in there, as apples turn brown when they've been pierced? Why would anyone take the extra effort to poison candy, anyway? I'm happy when I actually remembered to buy candy, so it's highly unlikely, at my most disgruntled, that I'd take the energy to tamper with it.
Anyway, have a great Halloween!
