Clumsy
Wow, the week's almost over. Been a little busier at work, which is a good sign when you're working temp. So I'm doing the Friday Fiver, because I can't really think of anything to blog about. Plus, the lack of free time and whatnot. Here you go:
1. What's the last thing you broke?
Wow, I have no idea. I've spilled a lot of things (like a nearly full veggie tray, a bottle of wine in the fridge [you can rest assured that what little was missing was consumed in moderation], and water all over myself) but I can't recall breaking anything completely. A lot of stuff did get pretty banged up while being transported from California, though.
2. What's the most expensive thing you've broken?
It's weird, but the only thing I can come up with is this jar of pickles that shattered all over my kitchen floor. So that's maybe $2.
3. Do you consider yourself clumsy or graceful?
Clumsy. Not severely clumsy, because I believe you must be tall and lanky to be that, but I'm certainly not graceful. I have no rhythm either, what with my whiteness and all. Once I took an aerobics class, and the teacher asked me (and a friend) to go to the back of the room because we were throwing other people off.
4. How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
Two dollars. I never carry cash. I know, I should carry cash for emergencies. But I seldom do.
5. Someone asks for change while you're walking down the street -- what do you do?
Awkwardly and apologetically tell them that I don't have any cash on me, which, as you saw in question 4, is generally true. But even if I did have cash on me, I probably wouldn't give it to them. Because in the few seconds between the time they ask and I respond, I think of all the reasons not to give them anything. They'd waste it on booze. I'd be enabling them in their beggar lifestyle. They might rob me if I take out my wallet. And then I vow to do something good, like give money to charity or do other acts of kindness for my fellow man.
1. What's the last thing you broke?
Wow, I have no idea. I've spilled a lot of things (like a nearly full veggie tray, a bottle of wine in the fridge [you can rest assured that what little was missing was consumed in moderation], and water all over myself) but I can't recall breaking anything completely. A lot of stuff did get pretty banged up while being transported from California, though.
2. What's the most expensive thing you've broken?
It's weird, but the only thing I can come up with is this jar of pickles that shattered all over my kitchen floor. So that's maybe $2.
3. Do you consider yourself clumsy or graceful?
Clumsy. Not severely clumsy, because I believe you must be tall and lanky to be that, but I'm certainly not graceful. I have no rhythm either, what with my whiteness and all. Once I took an aerobics class, and the teacher asked me (and a friend) to go to the back of the room because we were throwing other people off.
4. How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
Two dollars. I never carry cash. I know, I should carry cash for emergencies. But I seldom do.
5. Someone asks for change while you're walking down the street -- what do you do?
Awkwardly and apologetically tell them that I don't have any cash on me, which, as you saw in question 4, is generally true. But even if I did have cash on me, I probably wouldn't give it to them. Because in the few seconds between the time they ask and I respond, I think of all the reasons not to give them anything. They'd waste it on booze. I'd be enabling them in their beggar lifestyle. They might rob me if I take out my wallet. And then I vow to do something good, like give money to charity or do other acts of kindness for my fellow man.
