Mosaic Life

Sonntag, September 24, 2006

And That's the Way I Like It

I was shopping the other day when I heard a song playing that I'd heard before on commercials. But the only part I'd really heard was "and that's the way I like it, and that's the way I like it." Not like "that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it" but more y'know, updated and poprock.

And then I heard the chorus:
So please
baby please
Open your heart
and catch my disease

Yes, catch my disease. For all that is good and sane, why would anyone ever think that "catch my disease" would make an acceptable pick-up line? Well? I'm talking to you, Ben Lee. Which disease were you going to propose? Because really, girls aren't looking to get a disease. You generally have to trick them into that sort of thing. And if you do, you'll probably get your car keyed and maybe a black eye.