Sleep Tight...

This article makes my skin itch.

In the past four years, reports of bedbugs have significantly increased in U.S. cities, from New York to Honolulu, especially in hotels, hospitals and college dormitories — all places with high resident turnover.

In the next few weeks, I'll have ample opportunity to get me some bedbugs. Hotels? Why yes, we'll be staying in probably two or three hotels on the way across the country. College dormitories? We'll be living in grad student housing. Oh, and just to cover all bases:

The tiny bugs may be hitching a ride in the luggage or clothing of travelers. This could explain the high concentration of the pests in cities like Atlanta and New York, which attract a lot of international traffic.

And yup, moving to the ATL. Gonna be chillin' with the bedbugs. I have to go now so that I can scratch.