Just so you know, that new spicy chicken sandwich at McDonald's is nothing compared to Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich. Yes, Wendy's the fast food chain.

Off the subject, have I mentioned how many lame jokes my name has earned me? "It's Windy outside, Wendy" (southerners pronounce my name as "wiiiindy" while it's actually pronounced "whendy"). "Can I get a bacon cheeseburger, Wendy?" "Where's Peter Pan?" And, since my maiden name is Rogers, people asked, "So your dad is Mr. Rogers?"
But, I am kind, and generally give a sympathy laugh to those who attempt those jokes.

Anyway, all that to say don't try McDonald's spicy chicken sandwich. The chicken is poor quality, and the spicy flavor is less spicy and more buffalo-ish.

You may now commence to telling me how nasty McDonald's is, and how you're too good to eat there. Go ahead. You know you were thinking it.