Brandon will only go to two Chinese restaurants: Lakeside Chinese and PF Chang's. He considers anything else "ghetto Chinese" and refuses to eat it. This includes some of my favorite Chinese places in Alabama. I, on the other hand, will eat at just about any Chinese restaurant. However, I generally do regret it after the first few bites.

Take the other day for example. I went to this Chinese food place at the food court near our work, and got sweet and sour chicken, orange chicken, and fried rice. The first few bites were great. But then I noticed that the orange chicken was less of a chicken color and more of a beef color. That disqualified it for eatability. And then the sweet and sour chicken seemed to have a more rubbery consistency than I'm aware that chicken should have. So I stopped eating that as well. But the fried rice was fine until the end. Thank you, fried rice. I can depend on you.

Although I know that I'll regret buying Chinese food most of the time, I still do. I can't resist. And perhaps it's good, because I end up eating less. Yay for ghetto Chinese.