This is hilarious. A deer broke into a guy's house, and the guy killed it with his bare hands:

"Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it."

I really should have done that when that deer attacked my car. That'd learn him.