Mosaic Life

Freitag, November 04, 2005

Friday Five and stuff.

1. What are you most self-conscious about?
Getting kinda personal right off the bat, eh? Well, my looks no doubt. But everyone is self-conscious about their looks, or else they're liars. Self-conscious liars.

2. What's your favourite word?
Hmmm. Let's make that my favorite two words. Grizzly bear. Wait, cellar door. No, geezer. Okay, so it's one word.

3. What's your biggest fear?
Well I am afraid of planets. But it's not like Jupiter is going to come after me. I hope not anyway. I don't know if I've ever explained this strange fear, so I'll briefly go into it. When I was a kid, my uncle gave me this book on the solar system. It went into detail about how HUGE Jupiter is, and how you'd die if you went there due to the pull of gravity, plus the toxic gas or whatever. So that freaked me out, because you never know when some space ship will come kidnap you and drop you off on Jupiter to die a horrible death. Also at the end of the book, the sun turns into a red giant and burns up the earth just before swallowing it up. So that gave me the impression that outer space is a terrifying place.

4. What's the weirdest thing ever to happen to you at work/school?
Well, when I was a personal assistant, my boss had me go buy Depends undergarments. Guess that's out of the ordinary.

5. If you were going to have a revolution, what kind of society would you create?
Er, a good one. I have no idea. What kind of question is that, anyway? I don't care about politics.