Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend

Diamonds are forever. And apparently, now your dead granny's corpse can be around forever as well. But seriously, wouldn't it be a tad strange to not just wear your relative's ring that you inherited, but to actually wear them as jewelry? Plus, if you ever needed extra cash, you'd really feel guilty for pawning off your granny.

I don't know. In a way, the whole thing could be kind of sweet. Like keeping your loved one nearby all the time, without the corpse smell troubling you. It's kind of like wearing an urn. Just a pretty urn.