Know what I hate? The way when I call to check my voicemail, the recording says, "You have one unheard message. The following message has not been heard. First unheard message."

Okay, Verizon. I get the fact that I have one unheard message. I don't need it rephrased two more times. And why don't you tell me the time that the unheard message was recorded? I'm thinking I should call Verizon, and leave the message that, "You have one unheard complaint. The following complaint has not been heard. First unheard complaint."