Yes, I feel slightly bad for using more than one Mefi link in two days, but this one is great. It's a site dedicated to bad poetry. Of course, it's not hard to find bad poetry since overly-emotional adolescents are free to run amuck, subjecting blog readers to such awful hormone-driven verse that it's impossible not to feel embarrassed for them. After all, it's the least one can do, as the kiddies do not know that they should be ashamed just yet. Anyhow, a couple of my favorites are this poem that praises a preacher mercilessly, and Tragedy. To quote Tragedy:

At the water that oozes up, plop and plop,
On the barges that flop
And dizzy me dead.
I might reel and drop.
Plop.
Dead.

Beat that, hormonal teenagers.