So my brother-in-law, Sean, has become a Subway Sandwich Artist. Actually, he considers himself a Sandwich Apprentice, but I'm sure he'll work his way up. Sean informed me that Subway has discontinued the seafood and crab sub. That's like, the only sub I liked.

During my year at The Baptist College of Florida, the only thing to eat besides the cafeteria food was Subway. The seafood and crab and baked chicken with southwest sauce were the only sandwiches that weren't horribly bland. In fact, during my time at BCF, I discovered the real secret to the Subway diet: you get so sick of the food that you'd prefer to go hungry rather than choke down another sub.

Good job, Subway. You ruined the only good thing you had.