It's Friday, so I thought I'd do the Friday Fiver. Just 'cuz.

1. Michael Jackson: Did he do it?
Eh, probably. But he's doing a good job of punishing himself with his grotesque appearance.

2. Martha: Did she deserve prison?
*shrug* But it seemed to stop her from being uppity and perfect for just a few months, so perhaps it was worth it.

3. Bill Clinton: Think his wife is going to run for President?
Ugh, I hope not. The jokes about the Clinton family went stale while Bill was in office. I don't want all of that rehashed. Plus there would be new lame jokes about a woman in office. It's probably bad that my main concern about possible presidents is how annoying the jokes might be.

4. Madrid anniversary of 3/11: Are you thinking about it?
Can't say that I am. But then, I can't even remember my friends' birthdays, let alone the anniversaries of terrorist attacks.

5. What's the headline of your local news outlet?
Three Shot to Death at Ga. Courthouse.