Happy St. Patrick's Day! What a great holiday. I just love pinching people. Well, I should probably go invest some energy into finding something green to wear today.

Quick St. Patrick's Day memory: when I was in elementary school, this little girl pinched me even though I was wearing green. So I punched her. I don't recall getting into trouble for it, though. I was such a goody-goody the teacher probably didn't believe her when she told on me.