Wendy:  So when is Mark coming over?

Brandon:  I dunno, Mike is coming over later tonight.

Wendy:  Argh, why do I always forget Mike's name?

Brandon:  Just think "Michael." You can call him Michael.

Wendy:  Yeah, then he'll be like "Who are you, my girlfriend?" Cuz only girlfriends do that.

Brandon:  I've never had a girlfriend call me Michael before.

I love my nerdy husband. :)