I don't claim to be a great driver. For that purpose, I have my usual "Omigosh, I'm so sorry" face for when I make stupid mistakes on the road -er, not that it's that often. But here's what really annoys me: when people give me an exasperated look on the road when whatever happened is their fault. I got that look yesterday in the parking lot. I had the right of way, yet this lady was about to plow into me. So I slammed on breaks, and looked up to get a "you are the devil" look from her. Also, last month when I was with my brother-in-law driving through the Brea promenade, some idiot decided to cross the road without pushing the button that signals the lovely blinking lights so that the drivers know not to run over the pedestrians (it's actually supposed to be a normal street). I stopped for her, but since I came kinda close, she gave me that same "you are the devil" look even though her stupidity caused the mess.

So I decided since I have an "omigosh, I'm so sorry" face, I should have an "I'm not sorry, this is all your fault!" face as well. It should have cartoonishly slanted, mean eyebrows and maybe some fangs. Sort of like Jupiter (see below). Yes, that would do quite nicely.