The coolest thing happened tonight at Target. I was perusing the birthday card aisle when a woman and her son passed by on the other side. Their conversation went something like this:

Little Boy: I am Benjamin Franklin. I AM Benjamin Franklin. I AM BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!!!
Boy's Mother: (Sounding tired) *Sigh* Okay, dear. . . you are Benjamin Franklin.

Why didn't I think to throw fits like that when I was little? It's brilliant.