I decided to try my hand at gardening one more time. Hmm, let me clarify that. Know how I explained how experienced and instructed I am at cooking in the post below? Let's apply that to caring for plantlife. Therefore, all the plants I've cared for have promptly returned to dust after oh, say four weeks in my care. Maybe more or less. So when I say I'm trying my hand at gardening, I mean I got a plant for my desk at work. It's been christened "Morris" by a coworker, and I'm only calling it that because I named all of the past plants that died so quickly. So now it's time to see how long the plant lasts.