Here's a conversation we had driving to work today:

Wendy: I don't get why girls encourage their boyfriends to succeed in rock bands. If the band makes it, the boyfriend will become a whøre and end up cheating on the girl with billions of groupies. They're bound to break up.
Brandon: It's because the girl knows the guy generally won't succeed. That's why she encourages him.
Wendy: For brownie points? Just to look all supportive?
Brandon: Pretty much, yeah.
Wendy: Nice. I should blog this conversation, but then we'll get hits for the word "whøre."