It's been a few days since I last wrote, so I thought I'd catch up by answering a few questions that people I actually see in person ask.

Q: So what's going on with your new apartment?
A: Not much. I mean, we got it. We're moving in May 1 and 2. We're cleaning up our old one, getting ready to move out. They're going to inspect the apartment we're presently inhabiting around mid-April to make sure we haven't grown trees in the living room and pulled up the carpet to play that fun parachute game that you used to play in elementary school, and if not, they'll give us our deposit when we move out. Maybe. That is, if we show our teeth and look tough and scary enough that they're afraid to try to keep our money.

Q: Have you grown trees in your living room?
A: Are you kidding? I have no ability to keep a plant alive, I assure you.