If you live in California, then you've probably seen the California Dairy commercials. The slogan is, "Happy cows come from California." The commercials are pretty funny, too. For instance, the happy cows get foot massages by the earthquakes and complain that they never last long enough. Or two bulls admire some lady cows playing in the sprinklers. Yeah, so you probably have to see them. Anyway, for those people who say that "happy cows come from California," I have one word for you: Norco (er, northern Corona). The poor cows are all sweltering under the sun, packing under a single tree (should they be lucky enough to have one), and they stink like nobody's business. These aren't happy cows. No, not at all.