I talked to a fellow who is going to change the world, one business at a time. He called my work and I answered.

Me: Thank you for calling-
Revolutionist: Yeah, I want to talk to *Fritz.
Me: Sure, may I tell him who is calling?
Revolutionist: No.
Me: No?
Revolutionist: No. I am sick and tired of calling businesses where they only have time for you if you're a certain person. I know this isn't your problem, but I'm going to tell you anyway...Just tell him I want to talk to him and tell him it is important. That should be enough.
Me: (Greatly regretting my sarcasm must be muzzled during work hours) One moment.

Me: Fritz?
Fritz: Yeah?
Me: You have a call on line one. Whoever it is believes that he shouldn't have to give his name because he's sick and tired of businesses only having time for certain people. Oh, and he says it's important.
Fritz: Put him to voicemail.

*Real name changed to amuse me.