Mosaic Life

Donnerstag, Juni 26, 2003

I think I've been watching too many forensic shows. Tonight I was watching an episode in which they were trying to figure out who choked a teenage girl, wrote "JEFF YOUR NEXT" on the mirror in lipstick and left. Here's why I think I've been watching too many episodes: the most disturbing thing about this story to me was how grammatically incorrect the killer's threat on the mirror was. In my mind I quickly began narrowing down the suspects. Any college kids were immediately eliminated. The idiots who believe typing in all capital letters while on the computer (because then they don't have to capitalize) were defintely in, especially since the comma was omitted. The mirror was kind of high, so the killer wasn't a midget. There were no finger prints or identifying fibers, so all they had to go on was that message. In the end, they caught the killer by getting his boss to tell him to make some huge signs to hang outside, and the handwriting was a match. Thank goodness they caught him. Maybe now he'll get his GED.