Stupid McDonald's. First of all, it was hard enough to entice me to try a salad from Wendy's, which actually turned out to be good. But what are they thinking at McDonald's? For one thing, the salad has warm chicken. That's disgusting. I cannot mix temperatures when it comes to a salad. Warm chicken makes cold lettuce nasty. Not good. Then, the lettuce isn't just normal. No, they boast of like 16 different kinds of lettuce in the salad. I'm starting to wonder if perhaps they're talking about different colors of the lettuce. This is McDonald's. I'm not sure what they're trying to pull off, but it isn't working.