Mosaic Life

Mittwoch, April 30, 2003

Stop the presses!! I have some very important news! I figured out who the coming antichrist is. It is none other than Spiderman. There will be a day when our cities will be in grave danger and out of nowhere this man with spider senses will appear. He'll put on a show for us, making us think that he is on our side. Then, when we least expect it, he'll betray us and bring a web of doom upon Israel. Just how did I figure it out? It's easy. I went to the Phonetic Numerals website and found out that the phonetic numeral of 6 is the letter "J". Then I typed "JJJ" (representing 666) into the Acronym Finder website and it yeilded the following: J. Jonah Jameson (Spiderman character). If we are familiar (which I am not) with Spiderman, we know that JJJ is always accusing Spiderman as being one of the bad guys. Now I know that JJJ was right all along. What I knew then, I could not keep to myself.