I got a new haircut. I don't know if you noticed. You never notice anything like that. Anyway, I like it. It's really layered and brown. I have to mention the colour because it never stays the same. I think I subconsciously believe I'm in the witness protection program or something, because I like to change something drastically every two months. Anyway, some of the layers are kind of short, and I'm now facing a problem I've never had before. Static. I have sooo much static in my hair, and because parts of it are so short it stands straight up. I'm not really the type to obsess over my hair as long as it's longer than a few inches and a colour my eyes can adjust to, but this static thing is bugging me. I actually rubbed a dryer sheet on my head the other morning. No, it doesn't do any good, it just makes it worse.