I was sitting at my desk at work today when a co-worker approached me.
"You know," He said, "Here in California, we wash our cars."
"That's nice." I said.
"You should do that on the weekends."
"I work all week. I don't want to spend all of my weekends washing my car just because California has nasty mud-rain."
"Well... I know in Alabama they don't believe in washing their cars."
"Nope, it doesn't stop raining long enough for us to. We're united in by our dirty cars."
"Well, not here. Welcome to California!"