We're wondering what we should wear to the costumed-yet-not-remotely-associated-with-Halloween Party. We've thought of maybe playing off of my redneck ancestry, but my rejection of that society has left me with no suitable costume. We also thought of being Bonnie and Clyde, but we aren't sure Seth will let us borrow his car to shoot it up and hide our loot. So we thought we'd sponge off of our readers' imaginations. What should we go as?