Mosaic Life

Montag, September 23, 2002

Now that I'm married, I—like every other married Christian—have the right to tell the non-married people how to go about their lives. First, you all must abandon dating. Drop it like a cold turkey. That great evil should not be found in the church! Second, you must all begin to court. Of course there isn't any real difference between dating and courting, but everybody knows that courting is biblical and dating is sinful. I think I would even encourage those young saints to avoid eye contact with believers of the other sex. Additionally, you shouldn't even be thinking about marrying in the future, because Paul suggested that we focus on the coming kingdom. And there's no marriage in heaven!